I. And the lord (who existeth not) sent forth bob from the wilderness where he had grown dreads and a sort of shaggy little beard thing. And he called forth heavy dub bass waccy guitar and horns. And lo it came to pass that there was a movement of Jah people opening their eyes and letting him tell you this: we gonna walk alright through the roads of creation, we the generation trod through great tribulation.

II. And furthermore, sayeth he 'We a leavin Babylon goin to our fatherland like a lion from zion who is iron'.

III. Oh yeah.

IV. Dumba dumba daaa dumba (chickety chick chakka wacca) dumba dumba daaa dumba dumba

V. And bob rolleth the holy reefer which was one light year in length and yet mellow, cool and easy to draw on. Jah man. And he 'ad a jam samwich.

VII. And the hosts proclaimed in a waily backing vocalish kind of voice that "There is only one bob" and then they did no woman no cry and redemption song, which was TOTALLY cool and spiritual like from Etiopia man you should have been there.

VIII. Then, after a game of footy, bobs leg fell off, followed shortly by the rest of his body, in bits, like, until there was only his head left, but he still sang the whole of side one of Uprising anyway, before drowning in his swimming pool with a rolls royce. Probably.