Please, when you send an epistle to the church, try to be original. I would just love a damnation that didn't run along the lines You're going to hell...Jesus died for YOU...Why don't you try reading the bible (like, oh yeah, I never thought of that)... I'll pray for you. I mean, come on, try at least to paint a picture of hell, or heaven for that matter. You never know, it might convince me to mend my ways....
Epistles I
One of these days you wont think u r so funny when u stand before God being judged for your sins. While u are burning (forever) in Hell, where u sent urself, u will be reminded that u had the chance of avoiding Hell. God wont send anyone, they send themselves for not believing in Christ Jesus. It is so easy to believe in Jesus. Much easier than trying to prove He isnt real. And the rewards are much better than being in fire that never stops burnning, and pain never ceases. Again, the worse punishment is knowing that you put yourself there, you caused the eternity of horrible pain. I will pray that you will find Jesus before you die.
Epistles II
I feel sorry for your soul. You are "blind" and that's why you can't see NOTHING AT ALL. There is a GOD a truly existing GOD only in Christ Jesus. You are a fool, for a fool says "there is no God". "Open" your eyes and see the truth or you'll be doome forever in Hell. I'll pray for your soul.
Epistles III
Very scary. I pray conviction on your life. I am not crazy. I am actually a very normal person. If your site is for humor's sake, it is not funny. Please consider why you believe any part of history at all. Were you there? Probably not. The Bible is the uncompromised Word of God ans your site is very degrading to YOUR Creator. I believe God can and will change your heart. Being a Christian is more fun than you could ever imagine. Fun does not end when you get saved. I t actually just begins. I pray I may in some way I may have planted a seed in your life. Have a great day.
Epistles IV
I believe in God and I believe in Jesus and that he died on the cross to set humanity free. And yes, that even includes you. In this life you face the ultimate choice of heaven or hell, which you will find someday, depending on which choice you make. Right now, you are facing downward on a rocket ride to hell. No stops for slushees on the way. Secondly, about my friend Jeremy. I read what you wrote to him. It seems that someone who wanted to defend their "religion" could come up with a better response than a bunch of nonsensical cussing and perverted comments, don't you think? If that is your defense, I must say that your "religion" can't be all that strong, for the defense represents what is inside. That is all I have to say and if you ever want to talk about Christianity, I would be glad to talk with you. I will not put your down or slam you for your beliefs but I request you must do the same for me. God bless you and have a good day.
Epistles V
The real Lord is not pleased by what you have written and I hope you are prepared to burn in eternal damnation for the kind of sick perverted things you have written. Maybe you should try reading the real Bible. It may do you a lot of good!!!
Epistles VI a good one this, a comprehensive example of the art with a spectacularly lame vision of hell
Dear Mr. Nothing,
I accidentally came upon your Web page, and I feel that I have to write to you. As I understood from the page that you didn't believe in God, mocked His name, and His Word. You obviously have some knowledge of the Scriptures in order to mistreat them. If you want to not believe in Jesus Christ that is up to you, but I feel that I must give you a warning. You don't have to believe in something for it to be real. Like I could choose not to believe in you, that you exist, and if I did does that make you dead or non-existant? God and Jesus Christ are real and alive, whether you believe in Him or not. In Psalms 14:1 and 53:1 say this "The fool has said in his heart there is no God..." My desire is that you would recognize that there is a God who sent His son to die instead of you. Even Satan himself believes that there is a God and His demons, and they tremble. So do you know something they don't? Satan is the father of lies, he wants to deceive you into thinking that there is no God. Satan is a deceiver and will deceive any body he can in order to use and abuse that person until he is finished with them. Satan's goal is to lead you astray and bring you to hell. Satan also wants to deceive you into thinking that hell is a party place for you and your friends, it is not. Hell is described as eternal separation from God and everyone else. It is a lake of fire, I do not know where you live, but I live near lake Eerie. Now take lake Eerie or a major lake near you and empty it of water, so there is nothing left in it. Then fill the empty valley with an inferno, now place yourself in there. That is what hell is like for eternity, which is forever, never ending millions and millions of years and no relief of any kind. There will be wailing and grinding of teeth because of the torment that the people who have not called on Jesus' name for salvation. I beleive you probably know the Ten Commandments found in Exodus 20. The fourth Command given is "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, the Lord will not hold him guiltless that takes His name in vain." Have you done this? Used God's name as a curse word? Mocked His holy name? Disrepected it? Then you are guilty and are worthy of death, not of physical death, but spiritual death, which is hell Romans 6:23. There are two things that you can do with a gift one accept the gift or two reject the gift. Eternal life which is heaven is the gift, to get that gift you must surrender and give your life to Jesus Christ, or if you choose to reject then you will go to the lake of fire. Someday every knee shall bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. When you die you will do this very thing even though you reject Jesus Christ on earth, there are no second chances when you die, you still have time to change your mind while you are still alive. Every person, anybody you can think of will one day have to do this rock stars, movie stars, atheists, porno celebs, will confess that Jesus is Lord and bow down before Him after they die. I pray that you will willingly make the choice to follow after God now before you die, so that you don't have to spend an eternity in a dreadful place called hell.
Sincerely,
Jonathan,
Epistles VII
hey goerge youlook like a fag...i stumbled on to your homepage and man do you look gay. this is also one of the worst homepages ever. did your dad fuck you when you were young. you are a loser. homo!!!
Epistles VIII
YOU LOSER, I RECOGNIZE YOU FROM YOU MUSIC VIDEOS BOY GOERGE. YOU HOMO. YOU SUCK. YOU FAKE REV. I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL, WITH THE REST OF THE FAGS. THE CHURCH IS REAL AND YOURS IS A FRAUD SO I BID YOU FAREWELL YOU DICK SUCKING TANSEXUAL!!!
